*sees spoiler warning for a thing i like* oh no *reads it anyway* shit i’ve been spoiled
I write sins not cosines or tangents
Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.
I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon
Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club