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1.September.2014
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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth


16 hours ago
1.September.2014
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st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.


okaywork:

blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? use your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard


huntersdetectivesdoctersohmy:

phyerfly:

when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 

Yes.


gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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r-stands-for-radiant:

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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20 hours ago
31.August.2014
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minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

20 hours ago
31.August.2014
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babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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21 hours ago
31.August.2014
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officialbioware:

officialbioware:

I’M DOING IT

I’M WRITING

nevermind


theme.